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Show me the money!
Our current economical situation has gained too much press and maybe for good reason! I have been totally hooked to following new developments in the economic world and I seriously pray that President elect Obama or the Fed and the populace can start cranking the monetary flow again!
A Leap of Faith
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Josh Billings
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
Douglas Yates
Unfortunately, I might fall in this category!
People change and forget to tell each other.
Lillian Hellman
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
Woody Allen
SelfCleansing
The Neo-Vedanta website has links to some really good articles around spirituality. I have read most of their collection about Swami Vivekanand, and I am always inspired by people like him who can find a deeper meaning in life and have devoted themselves for the selfless service of other less fortunate beings.
It is amusing to see how one's beliefs change over the years - I, for one, went from being indifferent to an athiest, then becoming an agnostic, and now becoming a believer. Who knows what Truth is for sure? :)
"Whosoever comes to Me; through whatever form, I reach him; all men are struggling through paths which in the end lead to Me"
- Bhagwad Gita
Serendipity
While trying to google "Why should I get an MBA", I accidentally landed on the site "Why should I get married".. The result? See it for yourself -
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is
not the only thing in life!!
* Anonymous
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older
she gets the more interested he is in her.
* Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
* Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
* Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
* Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
* Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't,
they'd be married too.
* H. L. Mencken
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
* engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a
ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the
estimate.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get
married. He says "the wedding rings look too much like miniature
handcuffs....."
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled, "It really works!"
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After
marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It
only seems longer.
* Anonymous
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
* U2
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"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street bald and still think they are beautiful."
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.
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When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's
finished